Mark Butler's weekly blog

Mark Butler is a stand-up comedian and writer from the UK now living in Melbourne, Australia. He performs stand-up comedy around Australia. And he likes dinosaurs.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Throwing Stones at Girls

In preparation for my show I've been learning a lot about how children go through puberty. And I've realised that it’s not just about maturing physically, it’s also about maturing emotionally - something boys are particularly bad at. I’ve got this friend called Ali and he’s terrible when it comes to the opposite sex. He’s in his thirties and he still throws stones at girls. Can you believe that? It's not so surprising - he lives in Saudi Arabia, that’s what they do. But even though he's a really good shot he still can’t get a girlfriend. Growing up can be tough, eh?

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The Echidna's hidden talents



It's been a while since I blogged. I've been busy writing my 2009 show Let's talk about SEX. I've been doing a lot of research (as always) and I've stumbled across lots of fasciniating facts.
Here's one I want to share with you ... an echidna has a penis that looks like Bart Simpson's hand.
It's a bit minging but fair play to the echidna - I'll never look at these creatures in the same way again.

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