Silence is Golden

Men are not as sensitive as women in the bedroom. We're not so turned on by smells and sounds, and we're not so put off by words. A man could be having sex with a lady and she could yell out 'Shit stains' or 'I've got a cock' or 'You're the ugliest man I've ever seen' and we're quite happy to carry on - we don't care, we're very resilient. But if you say something to a woman like 'You've got nice feet', she'll often lash out with. 'Are you saying I've got horrible legs? That's it, I'm not in the mood anymore. Get off me!' I've learned that it's better to keep my mouth shut.
Women can say what they like in the bedroom, it's the visual elements that men focus on. We're not fussy about sounds, but if we see one nipple hair, it's off. And there's nothing a lady can do to put the lead back in a pencil.
A nipple hair, a whitehead, or a hammer thumb - that's all it takes.