Terrorist Pope

The world is paranoid. If you listen to the news, there are terrorists everywhere, all queuing up to create mayhem or simply to strike fear into the public. There are no jobs left for the pea-dough-files (sic). They are not terryfying enough in the modern world. I saw loads of them at the job-centre the other day, with the rapists and the evil clowns, reading through the job ads: Someone needed to create panic on public transport networks. Would suit someone of Middle Eastern appearance. The poor buggers just didn't have the right look. It's a tough game this terrorism business.
On the subject of pea-dough-files, the Pope has gone on the offensive by claiming that Mohammed liked cutting people up. He clearly wants to create a war, just to fuel paranoia, to stop people using public transport, to sell more of his Popemobiles. Smart man, but very creepy.
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