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Mark Butler is a stand-up comedian and writer from the UK now living in Melbourne, Australia. He performs stand-up comedy around Australia. And he likes dinosaurs.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Unveiled



Should veils be allowed? Well, if you are planning to rob a bank, I think a veil would be an excellent idea. If you are cycling through London, a veil would be useful to stop you getting black bogeys. If you are going to a fancy dress party as a belly dancer, it would really add something to the outfit. If you are chatting to a member of parliament... it depends on how bad his breath is. If you are a lazy ventriloquist, it would come in handy. If you had just had Botox injections, you should stay indoors for a year regardless. If you are Dick Turpin... it's worth investing in a veil - who knows they may soon take off.

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