Swearing Survey

I have created an online survey consisting of six pages that I want everyone in Australia to fill out. I am trying to find out what is Australia's favourite swearword. Ideally I would like everyone in the country to complete the survey, but I would be happy with just a million.
There are six links on the right. Click on each in turn and answer the questions. The six pages should only take a total of about two minutes, and your results will help to create my festival shows for next year.
Please copy the address of this site and forward it to all of your friends (even the ones you don't really like but whose addresses you keep just to make your contacts list appear bigger).
Thanks